The Road Trip

There should have been updates here, I know.  Foolish traveler that I am, I thought I timed things to allow at least a couple of hours of regurgitation each evening, my chance to reflect over the day and record my impressions.  I had been warned that this was an unlikely scenario.  Many have gone before me, I should have listened.

Well, no matter, because the important thing for me was that I experienced things fully.  I quickly realized that this would not allow me much time beyond short Facebook updates and photo uploads.  I am just now taking a breath and thinking about the things I learned during my 5 weeks on the road.

The first thing I learned is that I have no problem being alone for long stretches of time.  I would sometimes drive 5-6 hours with only short stops and I genuinely enjoyed myself.  Most of the roads I took were wide open, so driving ended up being very relaxing for me.  I didn’t have to worry about anything as long as I kept my gas tank topped off and my restroom breaks safely spaced out.  If I wanted to stop for coffee or a hike or a hot dog or a hat museum, I was free to do so without having to consult with anyone.  This is awesome.

Another thing I learned is that I’m not quite as friendly as I thought I was.  I’m pretty sure I walk around with a permanent scowl, even if the most joyful thoughts of winged kittens are floating around in my head.  This could be a latent defense mechanism or a facial tic, I haven’t completed all the required tests yet.  I did have this vision of finding myself in the center of all kinds of social, random adventures.  Instead, I was a quiet observer of many strange and/or mundane things.  I should have pushed past my comfort zone a bit more, but I don’t have too many regrets on this front.

A third thing to add to the learning list is that I have some of the most amazing, hilarious, generous, beautiful friends in the world.  I was so lucky to be able to visit with folks I have only kept up with on Facebook.  Everybody went out of their way to introduce me to their world, which was exactly what I was hoping for.  From 6AM breakfast and child hair braiding in the suburbs of Atlanta, to club hopping and band schmoozing in Austin, I got a full immersion lesson in how my friends are living.  Crab feast amongst the strip clubs of Dundalk, MD?  Why not?  Front row seats to a nighttime boat parade in San Antonio?  Yee Haw!

On a larger scale, I grew to appreciate mad genius in all its forms.  Every tourist attraction, whether historical or wacky, was really a display of one person’s focus, drive, and madness.  It’s easy to poke around The House on the Rock and just think the dude was a misguided kook. . .except, he’s been dead for years and people are still paying almost $30 to walk around his house.  Maybe not so kooky!  And just because Mount Rushmore is a monument to history, it’s still kind of bizarre to see these faces carved out of a mountain.  On a smaller scale, I saw all kinds of art cars, climbed the world’s largest shopping cart, tasted some really good biscuits, and genuflected at the Most Holy Sun Studios.  All of these things were manifestations of someone’s desire to be the best or biggest at SOMETHING.

I’ll be updating a bit more with photos and things I remember.

Bed jumper

P1000636, originally uploaded by Anna Borg.

Yet another web trend, photos of people jumping on hotel room beds. I needed some exercise after sitting in the car for over 6 hours, so I gave it a shot.

Here’s a Flickr photo set of other people doing it with a bit more finesse

Modern Travel

P1000598, originally uploaded by Anna Borg.

This is the outrageous collection of wires, chargers, electronic devices, and cords that I seem to need on this trip. There is more in the car. I am both annoyed and amused.

talismans



talismans, originally uploaded by Anna Borg.

A special gift to start my trip of right. Hitting the road early tomorrow!

Pigeon Point Lighthouse

Pigeon Point Lighthouse, originally uploaded by tallboyrecords.

This may be the first photo I’ve ever taken that I’m actually proud of. I haven’t done any cropping or altering of any kind. Look at that sky!

In anticipation of my road trip, I started taking long-ish drives up and down the coast of California. Driving through eucalyptus groves is endlessly relaxing. I like having the ocean to my right, so heading East is going to be a challenge for me.

It was a glorious Wednesday in late Winter. How lucky I feel to live in California.

When?

“When?” is the easy question, despite time being kind of a fluid concept while I’m on the road. (Oh right, I guess it’s “fluid” no matter where *I* am. Damn!) I have set up some general edges of the schedule; there are buffers of hotel reservations and concert tickets that will keep me moving forward so I don’t get completely lost in the back roads. Spring seems like a lovely time to drive around, although autumn would probably blow me away with foliage and brisk night air.

The timing of this is difficult to achieve. It’s been a lot of work to set up my life so I have a couple of months with no expenses, no leases, no kids, and no obligations. Basically, I’ve been sacrificing my ass off.

I live in a small back room in my mother’s house. All my “worldly possessions” are in banker’s boxes in the basement. In fact, my “worldly possessions” have been winnowed down to the bare minimum of sparkly, beaded vintage sweaters, cds, lps, 7” records, go-go dresses, and oh yeah, did I mention cds? There might be some cds down there too. Priorities.

I work a temporary job, the termination of which will determine when I leave for my trip. I’m not in a relationship with anybody and have no real romantic prospects. Time kinda starts to lose its meaning when I’m the only one counting the minutes.

When? Soon. In my 40th year. During an existential crisis. When gas prices are crazy high. Now or never.

What?

“What?” as a question in relation to a tangible thing or event, not the commonly (mis)used word heard uttered in annoyance when a person doesn’t understand another person. If I learned one thing from “Seinfeld,” (and who are we kidding, I learned most of my social interaction skills from “Seinfeld”) it’s that one should say “Pardon” if one doesn’t understand someone.

The “WHAT” in this case is a road trip. The road trip will cover the vast expanse of the continental United States with a possible dip into Mexico or Canada if the timing is right. I’ll be driving, by myself, in a tiny little bug of a car that I have named BiBi the Yaris. BiBi is a Toyota, yes, but she is recall immune and rarin’ to go. Purchased new in 2009 with 34 miles on her, BiBi is equipped with an AUX jack for my iPod, cup holders galore, lots of headroom, and a distinct lack of pretension. She blends in. She hides out. She will be my best friend on the road.

I am straddling a very fine, precarious line between over planning and winging it. While there are sure to be adventures, I don’t anticipate wacky hijinks. Maybe a few subdued lojinks, but these are things I can’t plan for. This trip will have a few deadlines and sure stops, but the dead space in between will be filled with much meandering, lollygagging, and sunset chasing. I’ll be looking for the best biscuits, the friendliest bar, the hottest dudes, the cutest motels. There are two giant balls of twine, and I aim to see them both. Look out Branson, MO! I’m gonna bask in your delightful retro entertainment glory. WigWam Motel? I’ll be sleeping single in a double bed beneath your peaked roof.

There’s also the RomCom tour, since I have to see Savannah, GA, Mystic, CT, Rodanthe, NC.

And did I mention food? I gently nudged the topic when I mentioned biscuits, but what about lobster rolls in Maine? I’m dying to try anything maple in Vermont, bourbon in Kentucky, Key Lime pie in FLA, blue crabs in Maryland. All of this and more.

Last but not least, there will be friends. The benefit of having lived in different parts of the U.S. is the generous sprinkling of friends out to the far corners of the country. Add to this the fact that people keep moving around and suddenly my road trip map is littered with little happy faces, indicating reunions with folks I miss dearly. They get to show me around their “new” hometowns and I get to crawl out of my head every now and then after hours and hours of isolated road time. Wait, that still sounds kind of one-sided. I’ll have to come up with what I have to offer. Maybe my brilliant raconteuse skills will come into play, dispensing trilling gales of laughter while bringing buoyancy into their homes. Maybe. At the very least, I’ll clean up after myself.

And there you have it. The “What” here is a pretty big “What.” It’s a long-ass, winding road trip covering a lot of ground. Here I go!

Who?

At the beginning of any project, it makes sense to establish some definitions so there is some containment from the very start.  The irony, I suppose, is that the whole idea of a sprawling road trip around a large land mass goes against most people’s idea of “being contained.”  Wow, contradictions!  Shocker!

Employing the tried and true journalism credo of “Who, What, When, Where, Why,” I am going to attempt some clarifications of purpose.  This is more for my benefit than yours, dear Reader.

So. . . Who?  Right.  Well, there’s a reason that the book Alice in Wonderland has resonated with me since I was a young girl.

“Who are you? ” said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, “I–I hardly know, sir, just at present–at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”

“What do you mean by that?” said the Caterpillar sternly. “Explain yourself!”

“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir,” said Alice, “because I’m not myself, you see.”

“I don’t see,” said the Caterpillar.

I suppose the concrete facts are irrefutable:  I turned 40 this year.  I went through a difficult separation and divorce 4 years ago.    I am child-free by choice.  I made a little stab at a music career about 10 years back.  (I ran a record label, since I am as untalented as they come in the arts.)  I have a million college credits, but no Bachelor’s degree.  I don’t let people get very close to me.  I crack wise at any opportunity.  I have a “challenging” relationship with my mother.  I have no other family in the United States.  I can speak Swedish.  I can cook, but not clean.  I struggle with accepting myself and wanting to be “better,” but I haven’t figured out who is even setting the standard of what “better” is.  I’m an only child and that fact becomes painfully obvious to anyone who tries to get to know me.  I don’t believe in astrology but people who do can peg me as an Aquarius right away.

Come to think of it, I don’t believe in much at this point.  I’m not a hardcore cynic, though, because that would make living this life unbearable.  Low expectations and self-reliance have made the day to day move along without too much disappointment.  I like it that way, but as Rod Stewart sings, “Still I look to find a reason to believe.”

I’m an imperfect and un-trained writer.  I can’t say I’m unapologetic about it, it kills me that I’m insecure in my usage and grammar.  You will have to bear with these issues since I’m not going to fix my brain over night.

I see things in people that others might not see.  This can be a good or bad thing, depending on the situation.  You can probably guess that it’s a bad thing when it comes to my taste in men.   Give me a man who is quiet and brooding, has difficulty expressing himself, pulls passive-aggressive tricks, expects me to read his mind, and I will become his biggest fan.  On the other hand, any man who shows interest in me must be fatally flawed and I react accordingly.  I am like a wooden maiden at the prow of a ship, parting the waves, pushing onward, but sometimes my face is covered in salty liquid.

So, there you have it.  Who.